The first post

Hello.
Firstly let me express my heartfelt condolences to you. I'm sure it's not your fault that you are so bored you had to come and read this.
I am also sorry that you have friends or family members that think so little of you that they have inflicted this page upon you!
Anyway, joking aside, I'd like to be the first to welcome you to my publishing plot.
I intend to update this "blog" (Hell, I really hate that word!) on a pretty frequent basis for the following reasons:
1) It will enable me to express my views to a world of bored souls.
2) I can ease away the tension of everything that annoys me by writing it here.
3) If I want to tell somebody what I have been victim to recently, I can just forward them to this page instead of repeating myself several thousand times.
and...
4) It may just be seen by somebody who wants to offer me money to write about what annoys me and my worldly opinions, although I doubt this will happen but if Jeremy Clarkson can charge me £6.99p for a book of his daily events and theories (which actually kept me occupied on two Trans-Atlantic flights) anything can happen!

So sit back, bookmark this page and await the first entry for a generous serving of bewildering commentary about everyday observations, biased opinions and political incorrectness beautifully combined and tastefully disguised by what could appear to be the complete opposite.